Normie porn

A definition used to describe adult content in the for of images or videos found on Instagram, Facebook or any similar websites.

The definition comes from the similar word; normie meme. A definition used to describe memes heavily reposted.
Yo man, look at this Instagram chick I found.

Wow, that just normie porn.
by Gregory Perkins January 17, 2018
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Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque
Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed
by Chris fischer April 21, 2022
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porn crackers

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.
by philologue August 18, 2011
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Infini-Porn

i, the porn wizard, bless you all with infini-porn! as a token of my love and adoration to my husband; the angsty timekeeper.
the infinity represents that time has no beginning and no end. the porn is self explanatory 🌚

∞🍆 is a concept describing something without any bound, or something larger than any natural being 👀 and has n o e n d. philosophers have speculated about the nature of the infini-porn, one of whom has proposed many paradoxes involving infini-porn and one who has used the idea that infini-porn, even in small quantities, leads to exhaustion. this idea is also at the basis of infinitesimal dick energy

at the end of 19th century, ur mum introduced and studied infinite positions and infinite penises, which are now an essential part of the foundation of smexy times. for example, in modern porn, a dick is viewed as h u g e, and the power of infini-porn is larger than the universe itself. it is omnipotent. it could be it’s own being. thus the concept of infini-porn refines and extends ( 🍆🍆 much like a dick) the old philosophical concept. it is used e v e r y w h e r e. even in areas you would least expect.
church (y’all are sinners) and pornhub but that’s not really a surprise. for example, 50 shades of grey uses the very existence of infini-porn as a major plot point.

the concept of infini-porn is also used in physics and the other sciences (especially biology ;3 )
by ReinaSilva May 24, 2019
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White collar porn

A man in a 5,000 dollar 3 piece suit in an executive suite pleasuring himself with a roll of 100 dollar Bill's. Often to classical music and expensive alcoholic spirits.
Television censors had a hard time telling the difference between the new Rolex advertisement and white collar porn.
by Starskipper November 02, 2018
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porn customer

what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn
"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"
by yourfreakingmom January 02, 2016
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Fire Porn

Fire Porn is when a man roasts his penis in a fire like a marshmallow and his girl or boyfriend sucks or eats his penis
Did you have fire porn last week?

Yeah that’s why my crotch looks like a girl
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