Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.

"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023

punch the koala

Hit the pussy hard like you were punching a small furry animal from down under.

John finally got the girl to go home with him when he told her he was going to punch the koala until it felt like her pussy had gone three rounds with Tyson.

by Crashexl May 29, 2018

Donkey punch

You bang your GF on the side of the head

Me: Yo i just donkey punched my gf

Friend: whats that

by 454331 May 9, 2019

Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.

Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.

by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022

three hole punching

To cough, fart, and sneeze at the same time.

Damn I was three hole punching earlier.

by seriouslynonames February 17, 2015

Punch Your Cunt Out

An expression used to emphasise or highlight how much work an individual has done over a specified period of time.

“I need a new job and a lighter work load, I’m fed up of coming in here and being asked to constantly ‘punch your cunt out’.”

“I’ve been here for 3 hours and have done nothing but punch my cunt out.”

by DottyCotton July 16, 2025

Digger punch

One of the worlds most deadliest, feared and hardest punches/hits known worldwide to cause severe or lethal damage causing death. The term was used by Digger's (Australian soldiers) during the WW2 campaign in Papua New Guinea which was proven effective to save bullets.

Save your bullets mate, the Col just throw a "Digger punch" at them instead.

by Loose'nutt February 2, 2017