Poo Stigging It

When you make your way to the toilet with haste due to badly needing a shit
Example 1:
"Mate I was doing 90 in a school zone, I was seriously poo stigging it"

Example 2:
"Check matey over there running, he's poo stigging it him"
by Mohammed Naqvi May 23, 2022
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the poo on your shoe

Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.
We broke up but we're still going to be friends.

Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.
by Shuaman September 20, 2018
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Great Mighty Poo

I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my $hit at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little tŵæt?
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
*ting*
Spoken: Have some more Caviar
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like an niggly, tiggly, $hitty, little, tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Your butt?
My butt!
Your butt!?
That's right my butt!
Urgh
My butt!
Eww!
My buuuuuutt!
“He is the Great Mighty Poo and he’s going to throw his $hit at you”
by TheRizzler483 February 16, 2025
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poo crumbs

the leftover poo left in the toilet bowl after you flush and scrub your skidmarks off.
"stop leaving poo crumbs in the toilet!"
by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025
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poo crease

Poo crease: noun. The thick, brown streak in your underwear when you have gassed so many times in a day from chili
Or red beans and rice . Poo crease is not just a streak; it's wet and will leak through your pants, causing a scene of not properly cared for in the bathroom . A poo crease will cause you to
Inhale the aroma of your own shit the rest of the day. It requires a change of briefs.
John farted so many juicy sounding farts that he said he had a very wet poo crease in his under wear.
by Godivasports October 28, 2023
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Poo Playing

boy 1: whats that smell?

girl 1: its Ella poo playing over there.
by grdrgdgrdgr October 31, 2022
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bobbie poo

Typically a girl who resembles a cow. They also tend to be gobby and complain a lot.
Today I met a proper Bobbie poo. They wouldn't stop nagging me about how I did something wrong according to her.
by England Undead1 July 12, 2019
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