carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.

Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!

by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010

Tops Webbing

A slang for the act of a Gentleman liberally distributing his gentleman Juice over the chest of a lady.
A play on words from the tracking website.

We went for hours last night and she asked me to give her a Tops Webbing to finish

by TURLYP April 25, 2024

Top

When a boy and girl are meeting and the boy slips his hand and touches her boob.
Sometimes under her bra or sometimes just on her clothes.

Sarah: You let him top you ??!
Katie: Yeah it was so good.
Sarah: He's a fuckboy you shouldn't have done that

by LolMinecraftIsMyCity November 27, 2017

Top shagger

Cameron Clare

Yeah do you know that Cameron Clare, he’s a top shagger

by @mleeONLYTAKESW’s June 2, 2022

busting tops

When you're at the top of your game. Best of the best. Top of the list

She's so good at basketball, she'll be busting tops in no time.

by Meags February 20, 2018

d topping

something you do with your boy fick on top yaknow what im sayin?

"jimmy and bob were totally d topping last night!"

by hiya sisters May 17, 2018

off top

for sure, straight up, absolutely, for real, really though, Hell yeah, no problem.

Off top I'm trying to go to this party.

"Do you want to grab some beers?" answer: Off top

I can do that for you off top

Yo I'm not playing with this fool, off top

by pcbirdn November 14, 2020