guac off

using guacamole or crushed avocados as lubricant for masturbation

"Dude, its so hard to guac off when my roommate keeps walking in on me."

by skiddley-doo September 30, 2012

Dorking-Off

The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.

These games include::

World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty

Example.

guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"

guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."

guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"

by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 5, 2009

Off Camber

Mans is off camber meaning that a person is either pissed, high, flying or just generally smashed on either alcohol and drugs

Deep: What's wrong with you Luke?

Luke: Mans was out last night and got off camber innit.

by The Good Doctor Deep, Beaker December 27, 2011

off the Hizow

1. A cool, fun, or wild experience.
2. Good, cool, or sexy.

1. That party was off the hizow!
2. Shaniqua's milkshake is off the hizow!!

by Qualivia February 21, 2005

Duck Off

A duck off is a girl/boy who is used for forms of sex in private but is rejected in public.

Some may be considered 'sluts' while others are average girls. Only about half of them actually know that they are duck offs.

Sam:She's beautiful, are they dating?

Jordan: No way, she's just his duck off.

Sam: Well I can't say much, I've been the duck off before.

Jordan: Me too girl.

by Urban Dictionary Staff & Crew October 2, 2009

jack-off

When A Guy Holds His Dick And Rubs His Hand Up And Down Getting Faster Until It Feels Good And He Sperms.

Sence Vishal is so fat and ugly, and he doesnt get any girls. He jack-off in the corner

by VishalIsGay June 25, 2007

*F Off

Basically a shorter and nice version of saying ***FuCk Off!***

I Am Trying To Be Nice When I Say
F Off And Have A Nice Fucking Day!!

by ×°kell°× August 11, 2005