texted off

to be told off via text message

i got texted off at 0630 this morning, and i bought the minutes! how rude!

by navygirl88 March 19, 2011

dumb off

When two or more people, usually corporate idiots, have an extensive argument over something that is well known, like gravity.

I heard Ruth and Curt arguing over how long coffee break policies should be, I think they were having a dumb off.

by DavidJemeyson October 21, 2011

Off chops

When something is too good to be true

Kenneth’s is off chops.

Amelia and Daniel are not off chops.

by yeeeeboiiiiiii May 24, 2021

off the Hizow

1. A cool, fun, or wild experience.
2. Good, cool, or sexy.

1. That party was off the hizow!
2. Shaniqua's milkshake is off the hizow!!

by Qualivia February 21, 2005

Duck Off

A duck off is a girl/boy who is used for forms of sex in private but is rejected in public.

Some may be considered 'sluts' while others are average girls. Only about half of them actually know that they are duck offs.

Sam:She's beautiful, are they dating?

Jordan: No way, she's just his duck off.

Sam: Well I can't say much, I've been the duck off before.

Jordan: Me too girl.

by Urban Dictionary Staff & Crew October 2, 2009

Janking Off

To Jank Off is to Beat Off. The art of masturbation. Jank Off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.

I went home, had nothing to do, so I janked one off.

Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.

I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.

I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...

by rock11 May 26, 2006

*F Off

Basically a shorter and nice version of saying ***FuCk Off!***

I Am Trying To Be Nice When I Say
F Off And Have A Nice Fucking Day!!

by ×°kell°× August 11, 2005