shit faced

so drunk that your head spins in a million directions and often causes the urge to take off clothing and screw till there is no tommorow

I got so shit faced I slept with a knome

by lalalakissmyass July 24, 2008

owl shit

extremely slippery

After the dude slipped and fell on the newly waxed floor, he got up and exclaimed "Wow, that floor is slicker than owl shit".

by elbib October 21, 2008

Crip Shit

Pronounced-"Criiip Shiiit" An expression used after doing something funny, stupid, Cool, or illegal and getting away with it.

Examples of Crip Shit:

Driving drunk busting a bitch across 5 lanes while yelling "Criiip Shiiit"

Just finished doing a keg stand "Criiip Shiiit"

Passing gas while standing in the check out line "Criiip Shiiit"

Hittin 3-wheel motion in a 64' Impala "Criiip Shiiit"

by Ninja Ren October 8, 2011

smoke shit

The act of smoking methamphetamine, and or "ice."

I want to smoke shit right now!

by BobbyDgaf March 8, 2009

shit funnel

the opening to the entrance round someone's ass pipe, shit ditch,ass hole,stink star,fart box!!

Steve felt like tappin Andrea right in her Shit funnel!

by Don4 June 15, 2008

giving a shit

To care about something.

I've stopped giving a shit about Luke.

by Calieee January 31, 2015

Shit Fish

Merchant Navy or Trawlers
Any of several species of fish that congregate around the sewage discharge pipe of stationary ships or boats to feed off fecal matter that is discharged overboard.

Uhg! throw that one back its a shit fish.

by Lee W November 18, 2004