Cookie

A piece of baked flour with frickin chocolate parts thrown randomly on it. If you are payin attention to dis then congratz u lost 10sec reading this dumb definition like who doesnt know wot a cookie is

Someone: Hey want a cookie?
Another someone: where is it?
Someone: well check the previous definition and decide...

by DonutProXx_YT January 6, 2021

Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

Boneless cookie

A cookie without a penis(bone) in it.

I sure am glad these you got boneless cookies

by Bigboiblueballs June 28, 2023

Cookie

A mixture of flour and water that new moonshiners use to seal off their cheap, crappy made still.

God damn’t Pete grab the cookie we’re losing that good liquor!

by Marlboro Man June 25, 2019

Sugar Cookie

When you Fenger Myas and ejaculate on top of a cookie to give it that sweet, sweet sugar icing

I just got sugar cookied by Matt

by BusterServixx December 11, 2024

Cookie Jar

A smash hit made by the South Korean girl group Red Velvet. Could be interpreted as a song about relaxing and forgetting about the stresses of life by enjoying a sweet treat ie a cookie. #Cookie Jar is used in the same way as #TBT in reference to just enjoying life NOT FISTING

I love the song by red velvet that says “Put your hand in the cookie jar”

by BeamMeTheFUCKupScotty August 1, 2022