Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis majestically emerges from the water.

We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

fresh air monster

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking

Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster

by G dogo June 17, 2024

Thames River Monster

A species of male that inhabits the elgin county ON area that indulges in illicit drugs and partying. Aswell they take into the acts of poaching and drunk driving. Loan me 20 bucks guy never pay it back guy.

The Thames River Monster got my $20 again

by 76truckcamper December 7, 2024

ABCDEF Cookie Monster

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.

Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 29, 2024

Who's minding the monetary?

What da "nerdy monk wif da glasses" asks when looking over da "none of this adds up" account-books-shambles
for said "vows 'n' virtues" establishment.

In da "Bionic Woman" episode, "Sister Jaime", our turbo-muscled heroine --- in an effort to find out da answer to Oscar Goldman's question, "Who's minding the monetary?" --- poses as a nun to infiltrate a convent dat is under suspicion of drug-smuggling, and uses her super-powers to both expose and shut down said "false-profit" --- I mean, I mean --- p-r-o-p-h-e-t --- organization!

by QuacksO January 24, 2026

Lithuanian Lactic Monster

The gruesome and horrendous act involving 3 men and 1 woman. Before this act, each member takes laxatives for the best experience. One man is going down into the shit hole, another into the mouth, and the third is on tity duty. As soon as they’re all about to climax, they all shit and mold it into a monster and splurge onto it. The 3 men then proceed to freeze the monster with the cum on it. As soon as it’s frozen, they use it as a dildo and pleasure the woman with it.

“We need one more person for our Lithuanian Lactic monster, are you down?”

by Cape68 February 28, 2026

the loo monster

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.

"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025