your mom in a can

apparently it's some sort of insult... i don't really know how but I guess it could be.

PERSON ONE: HAHA! THAT DRESS LOOKS SO UGLY ON YOUR MOM!
PERSON TWO: OH YOU KNOW WHAT! YOUR MOM IN A CAN ROASTED
PERSON ONE: *GASP*
PERSON TWO: GEYYYY!!!

PERSON ONE: *DIES*

your mom in a can by campgirl is real June 11, 2018

Your mom gang 

when your mom pulls up in the mom mobile to pick up the homies.

Da bois: "ayyyeee check your mom gang!"

Your mom gang by Your mom gang June 13, 2018

Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd 

Meaning ur mom shouldve swallowed the cum, not take it up the pussy.

Nigga 1: You can land a jet on that forehead of yours!
Nigga 2: Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd.

Ur MoM sHuLdA sWaLlOwEd by frck October 16, 2018

Ur mom gay 

The baddest bitchiest song in the world. It is so bad it is the national anthem of bad bitchika. Play it. You wont regret it.

"Walking down then they say ur mom is gay...mom...gay??"

The best song by the gooch men. Ur mom gay.

Ur mom gay by Badbitchmegan April 23, 2019

Office mom 

The woman at the office (or any work place, really) who can always be relied upon for things your mom would always have or be prepared for, ie; snacks, tampons, bandaid, postage stamps, lunch money, sage advice. Everyone loves the office mom.

Girl co-worker: "Do you have a tampon and any chocolate?"
Girl co-worker:#2: "Sure do- help yourself, third desk drawer."
Girl co-worker: "Thanks, office mom!"

Office mom by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

Your Mom 

She fucking gave you birth you cunt.

She is your mom because you came out of her vag*na

Your Mom by The fuck you looking at? May 15, 2019

ur mom gay lol 

ur mom gay lol is one of the most deadliest insults ever. It makes you want to commit deathpacito.

Asshole: U have a small weewee
Me: oh really? ur mom gay lol
Asshole: Fuck *runs away*

ur mom gay lol by Cum_inmy.ass October 1, 2020