doumas.massive.wet.shaft

A very cool and amazing person that deserves all the love in the world (also I think they’re a bit gay but that’s ok we Stan that) also is the kinda person who is a shinnie and a Chuuya kinnie 😧

Have you heard of my super cool mutual doumas.massive.wet.shaft ? They’re so cool !!

by Dazais fart sniffer <33 March 16, 2022

Bruce Masson

A god who can do whatever he likes. Whenever he likes

Bruce Masson is a god ahhh scary god man doing crab walk at speed of light. I’m dead now because Bruce is op

by Jimmmmru May 2, 2022

beyond massive pp

I have tiny pp if I read dis

u don't have beyond massive pp

by TTV Michael Bryant May 17, 2022

Lucanamarca Massacre

Luke on a Marker Massacre.
Where sigma peasants in Peru annihilated virgin Ronderos for martyring a chadded PCP commander.

Reminder for Rightists to cope.

Person 1: "Do you know what Dengites hate?"
Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Lucanamarca Massacre"
Person 2: "Trolled"

by Red1917 May 30, 2022

Alex Masserey

Alex is the weirdest mf in the planet earth but sometimes he's funny and he's fun to hang out with and stuff. He's actually my boyfriend n it's honestly been great w him. ALEX IS AN AWESOME MF SLAYED THAT ATE N LEFT NO CRUMBS

ALEX: immaculate
gera: bros so bitchless
Alex Masserey

by Gera<3 June 5, 2022

baller massage

Unique term for intercourse/sex

Michigan Rapper 1: "Took tha lil hoe to the cut, the garage, then I bent tha bitch over an gave her a baller massage"

Michigan Rapper 2: *actively making bank 📃

by TheHardtest June 7, 2022

Mayonnaise massage

An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.

“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”

by CleanShavenRascist July 15, 2022