When you get so high on Marijuana, you send a message (such as "Hi") to someone you've not spoken to in a great many years
A play on words on "Contact High", which is the phenomenon of getting high from being in a room full of marijuana smoke
A play on words on "Contact High", which is the phenomenon of getting high from being in a room full of marijuana smoke
Man, y'know Dave?
Yeah bro?
I got so high I sent him a text at midnight that just said "Hey", a fucking Contact Hi
Yeah bro?
I got so high I sent him a text at midnight that just said "Hey", a fucking Contact Hi
by Jeffbridgesiscool September 13, 2022

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.
Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.
by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

by Hera Rose September 7, 2014

Me: hi
You: hi whats up
Me: lol i think we should break up
you: Why?
Me: i dont think its gonna work out
you: why., we are perfect for each other
me: no we are not and this is over
you: i never even liked you in the first place and also your coochie papoooie smells like diarrhea
me: lol i dont give a fuck bich.
you: ok bye
me: bye have a great day
You: hi whats up
Me: lol i think we should break up
you: Why?
Me: i dont think its gonna work out
you: why., we are perfect for each other
me: no we are not and this is over
you: i never even liked you in the first place and also your coochie papoooie smells like diarrhea
me: lol i dont give a fuck bich.
you: ok bye
me: bye have a great day
by mypussaytasteslikepepsicola July 14, 2021
