Hi I’m Bongo

Hi I’m Bongo is something only pifs do

“Hi I’m bongo” Jimmy
“Oh cool ima pif to ! “ Jonny
“Yum” Jimmy

by GassedTomato November 10, 2019

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

popped his pussy

he rly slayed or did well

he rly popped his pussy with those pics!

by teheheehehehehehehe November 14, 2023

philbert and his cavity man

This is when this guy named patrick comes up to you and hires his dentist to chew off your feet, or just shove them into a dog bowl for a few hours.

philbert and his cavity man)- So last night I was attacked by a wolf. shrally and her sisters)-That is pretty neat. philbert and his cavity man)- I know, I'm pretty impressive.

by Mr. Crosy May 19, 2016

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.

Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021

Koro's lost his meds

When an older person, typically a politician or a family member (or just a boomer), goes off on a rant-filled tangent about something they don't know enough about, and you and your friends are left to cringe in disbelief. Originated as a reference to New Zealand's far-right deputy prime minister Winston Peters ("koro" is Māori for grandfather and is a common nickname for Peters.

Auē, did you hear Winston comparing Jacinda to the Nazis inanahi? Koro's lost his meds!

by fatgreg March 20, 2024

Drive-by Hi

When you know you owe a friend a hello, but you don't have alot of time to stop and chat.

"Hey, have you seen Debbie lately?"
"Well, I pulled a drive-by hi yesterday"
"That's not enough time to soak in her awesomeness!"
"Yeah, but I was late to court"

by #1JA September 23, 2011