Benjamin and Emily

Best friends became boyfriend and girlfriend

Benjamin and Emily were best friends for over 7 yrs . Guess you could say with benefits too. One day Benjamin told Emily he wanted to be her boyfriend, finally Emily gave Benjamin a shot!

by Benjamin and Emily April 23, 2024

Keep The Hotel Empty

An interview-based podcast, also known as "KTHE Podcast," hosted by Aric Paul and produced by Seth Stahlmann in Sarasota FL. The name is completely random and the show seemingly has nothing to do with Hotels.

"Yo, have you seen the latest episode of Keep The Hotel Empty?"

by SETHPAIZ July 2, 2024

The full Emily=eMc3 experience

1. Brace yourself for the fictional fever-dream film fest about Emily – a fun-sized fury with a butt that could derail trains and bankrupt thirst traps worldwide. She’s the unicorn every guy’s chasing, but in a hilariously cruel universe glitch, she only lands with the most unworthy schmucks, like bros who clip their toenails in public or ghost their own reflections. Her epic saga of facepalm-worthy choices? First-ballot Hall of Fame immortality – decisions so legendarily lousy, they make Russian roulette seem like a safe bet. Tagged as a “menace with a side of mayhem,” a “Molotov cocktail in mini form,” and “psycho energy” that’s basically a Red Bull-fueled apocalypse, she’s the viral legend you idolize from afar and the cautionary tale that has your grandma clutching her pearls. She brawls with her demons like a non-stop underground fight club in her skull, reigns supreme as the worst driver in recorded history (think penguin on ice skates piloting a rocket), yet she’s loyal AF – the type to go down with the ship even if it’s a flaming kiddie pool. Plug into this crazy at your own peril; it’s the ride that leaves you equal parts exhilarated and filing for emotional bankruptcy.

“That vacation hookup? The full Emily=eMc3 Experience – she drove us off a cliff (metaphorically, thank God), battled her demons over brunch mimosas, stayed loyal through the chaos, and we both went down with the ship of bad ideas, emerging as legends in our own therapy sessions.”

by Hellafied February 11, 2026

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Heart Of Enmity

deepwoken depths trial boss when you have 5+ people

I'm going to go beg people to carry me in Heart Of Enmity so i get free loot.

by kgfh321 December 13, 2025

Bubbed till the pitcher's empty

Very, very drunk. So drunk that the bubber's actually sweating out the bub through his skin. A particularly common state of consciousness for patrons of slum dive bars.

That wino gets bubbed till the pitcher's empty every night, his liver will be dying soon.

by Zed Numar July 20, 2021

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024