Dead

verb: first person singular, present tense

Its what happens to 3rd world females when they experience something embarassing or witness something hilarious.

(Mostly expressed in text messages)

ex.
"Omg becky told john I have a crush on him' im dead rn💀"
"That joke was hilarious im dead halalalala"

by Jesus jerry curl February 21, 2020

Dead Ting

Stacy from The Block NZ

Stacy from The Block is a dead ting.

by StaceythedeadtingAdamthetranny August 6, 2019

Dead pig

old vagina

Man, your Grandma has one Dead pig

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022

Dead Dud

A individual who’s Lost in the sauce

Tim can’t focus, he’s a dead dud.

by Mike Teezy, Warren, Whop May 3, 2022

DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE

A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.

"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

hes dead

A guy named vernon is dead. And he is a he so he's dead.

Person1: did you hear hes dead
Person2: dam really was it vernon
Vernon: yes it was fun

by Hes dead June 1, 2021

Dead TXT

When a txting conversation reaches the point where all that is said is, "Ya" or "Cool".

Steve: "Hey dude let's go to the movies 2nite!"

Joe: "Ok that sounds great!"

Steve: "Ya"

Joe: "Wow, way to make this a dead txt"

by powerbob September 19, 2011