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Lick a Crack Day 

When gibby and rice be co president and make spirit day lick a crack day. everyone licks cracks, picks cracks, and sniffs cracks! mr sherry does human centipede
“Hey Mr Sherry! Today is lick a crack day! Get ready!” Says Moto

The AB Crack-rail 

When you take a crack hit and a hot rail and hold them both in together until you get an AB bell ringer.
Did you see Angie take that hot rail? Yeah! Did you see BJ take that crack-hit? Yeah! Did you see them both take that hot-rail and that crack-hit at the same time? Yeah! That's the AB bell ringer aka the AB crack-rail.

MEND BUTT CRACK! 

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
I cast mend butt crack!
MEND BUTT CRACK! by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road
I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

meteor on crack 

stupid ass sentence used by minecraft kids who just got a meteor .jar and are checking out the spam plugin
"EJOJOI IM SUCH HACER"

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack 

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity
If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.