a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
by rithmppig September 23, 2011
Get the Cal Chrismug. Man, that chick went Will Smith on me! But I kept it together. Got the job done. Totally Chris Rocked it.
by DJ Ron Shaft April 12, 2022
Get the Chris Rocked itmug. Hey Chris. It’s coming up to about 6 months since we broke up, and I don’t think there has been a single day where I haven’t thought about you and wished you well. I think what I miss most of just speaking to you, the debriefs, the jokes. I still think about you when I have news or when specific songs come on, although I am not sure that’ll ever go away. I don’t think I want it to go away, I think I will always love you. But I think that says a lot about me too, I think I have a lot of love to give, and I am forever grateful for you showing me that. I’m excited for the person I am becoming, I think to put it bluntly you were right I am emotional. I side of me I’m starting to love so much, I love how I adore my friends, I love how I cry at sad films, and I love how I still have space in my heart to care for people who might not feel the same about me. I guess I just wanted to say I’m always here for you, rooting for you, despite everything. It’s weird I guess I had no idea what to expect from a breakup, they didn’t lie when they said it was hard. I’m grateful for it being hard I think it showed me how much I did care, even if the way I showed it was different to how you wanted. But I am happy that I’ve learnt a lot, about myself. I’m starting to be more creative, and in tune with my emotions, and just peaceful. Finally. I hope you find someone who makes you feel incredibly loved and gives you everything you want Chris, I really do.
by admirer4youxox December 9, 2024
Get the Chris Conybearemug. The best couple ever. They need to shut up and date right now. They will be together FOREVER.
Overall, they just need to date. They are both fit and kind, funny and sweet.
Overall, they just need to date. They are both fit and kind, funny and sweet.
by Wys.bubblygirl January 26, 2025
Get the Chris+Hettymug. He is one of the most fun, bubbly boys you will ever meet. He can talk to just about anyone and make them laugh with his witty jokes. He is smart and driven and still puts time into relationships he values. He is close to his family and values them highly. He knows how to make a girl like him, and how to make her feel special. He has the cutest dimples and most pretty blue eyes. You will find yourself speaking to Chris for hours and feel like only minutes have passed by and even when you are exhausted all you will want to do is speak to him. He is a true catch, in every way.
by admirer4youxox May 2, 2023
Get the Chris Conybearemug. He is one of the sweetest guys you’ll ever meet he has brown hair tall with green eyes he will never let you down and he is great in bed once you get to know him if you got a Chris keep him
by Just facts... October 15, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Chris. Typically has dark colored hair. Long and kinda messy looking. Typically on the slender side and has an amazing sense of style. Usually gifted with a charming smile that can sweep a girl off her feet. Has a very particular and flashy sense of style usually involves chains or some kind of big coats.
While Chris may not be much of a talker or express his love outwardly. He still cares very deeply for his friends and his family. In fact, he's quite the cuddler and enjoys physical attention. However, his bashfulness tends to get the better of him which prevents him from actually going through with things such as holding hands or confessing his love.
Chris is also quite the genius. Granted, he may not act it and play dumb. He's got quite a lot of information stored in his brain that would probably intrigued and surprise most of the people around him.
Chris is a top tier gamer. Usually into games that involve thinking and strategy. Such as fighting or mystery solving games.
While Chris may not be much of a talker or express his love outwardly. He still cares very deeply for his friends and his family. In fact, he's quite the cuddler and enjoys physical attention. However, his bashfulness tends to get the better of him which prevents him from actually going through with things such as holding hands or confessing his love.
Chris is also quite the genius. Granted, he may not act it and play dumb. He's got quite a lot of information stored in his brain that would probably intrigued and surprise most of the people around him.
Chris is a top tier gamer. Usually into games that involve thinking and strategy. Such as fighting or mystery solving games.
by Kathryn R April 28, 2023
Get the Chrismug.