Salted Nut Roll

A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.

I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.

by datyoungkid September 25, 2017

Hairy Tootsie Roll

The sex act of taking your dirty hairy underwear off while doggy-style and asking the woman if she wants a Hairy Tootsie Roll, the shoving your hairy skid mark underwear in her mouth.

Dude last night I gave my G/F a Hairy Tootsie Roll and she said she loved it!

by Snipedog22 January 23, 2013

Alabama Spring Roll

When you shove at least 11 carrots up a woman’s asshole and then eat them all out of her ass.

Hey, have you and your wife tried an Alabama Spring Roll yet?

by Sir Master Bates of Ireland February 3, 2019

The Money Will Roll Right In

I'm goin' to Hollywood, they'll see that I'm so good
I won't care how I feel, and I'll get to fuck Brooke Shields
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

I want to be a star, I'm going to have a car
And you'll have to admit, I'll be rich as shit
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

I would give you some, if you only would have treated me nice
You'll wish that you did, you'll feel pretty stupid
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

It's fun to be a star, it's nice to have a car
Yeah, you'll have to admit, that I'll be rich as shit
And I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

The money will roll right in

by Death Menace December 20, 2022

Fart Roll-up

When a woman farts, and it rolls up into her vaginal cavitity.

She felt awkward because her fart roll-up tickled as it went it.

by Jostalin91 April 12, 2022

spicy butt roll

When some one is a naked plate of sushi on your birthday, and they place a spicy tuna roll in their butt crack. Upon eating you feel entitled to ask people for anything you want.

Bro, for my birthday she gave me a spicy butt roll

by lawlshawk May 15, 2020

Like Egg Roll

Something tagged at the end of a serious sentence to make it funny. It was originated from complete boredom and a night of Chinese food leftovers. And the need to have an escape route for something serious. Usually said in a mimicked Chinese accent, hence the no an in between like and egg.

Guy: I want to stay with you forever.
Girl: O.0.....Like egg roll!

Girl2: Me love you long time.
Guy2: Like egg roll

Guy3: It went on forever, like egg roll
Girl3: LOL! Oh your SOO funny!!!!!!"

by partytime23 January 23, 2011