Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025

crack vagina

Vagina so good, you get addicted. In severe cases you will ruin your life for it.

She has a crack vagina, I'm going to have to go back again.

by Oof kaboom February 25, 2022

Vagina

Some thing that u will never see or put your penis in

Your a lifeless piece of hsit looking up vagina you dirty cunt

by Gibnny loves books January 3, 2021

Vagina man

A so-called male that envies a woman that is able obtain anything she wants in life and wants what she has. And because he is unable to achieve it, he constantly whines while secretly wishing he had a vagina.

Johnny wants to be a vagina man and try get things free from women how women would get things free from men

by QweneT to u bitch October 28, 2023

Immortal Vagina

Medical condition, needs to be diagnosed by medical professional. A vagina so good it never dies.

Her pussy was so perfect it was a immortal vagina

by VaginaImmortal November 26, 2021

Vagina ham

A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.

by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022

Vagina

Why are u here

What is wrong with you why did you search up vagina ...you perv.

by Scarlett A.W. May 23, 2022