House potato

A person who never wants to do anything other than sit in their house

Damn guys I can’t get my homie obi wan to come out and shoot hoops , he’s such a house potato lately.

by Mommateyotoes February 12, 2022

Sweet potato pic

A sweet potato pic is a photo of a man usually in pants tight enough to where you can see his buldge.

"here's that sweet potato pic of Ben"
"OUEAGH why would you make me see that again?!"

by Pailpusher July 13, 2021

Potato

You are a potato

I’m a potato

by Potato_pal_03 October 10, 2020

fuck potato

a potato you cut a hole into and then proceed to pound the fuck out of, cum in it and then eat it

"i really want a fuck potato"

by i heart incest June 23, 2022

potatoe farmer

when someone thats not white gose out looking exclusively for white girls/guys

the jamaican at the bar is a potatoe farmer. hes here looking only for white chicks.

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

my little potato

the best person in the world <3
bestaysssss

he's my little potato

by yaaassssssss queen October 18, 2022

Potato Patch

Someone who is bad at their sport or occupation but is noted to be good.

Ernie DAVIS is a potato patch at football. He doesn't deserve the heisman because he was running against other potato patches.

by itsflux October 11, 2016