Mars water fish

A strange creature from mars trying to raid the earth and bring their friends to earth.He is currently acting as a 12 year old kid to raid the earth.The human is currently not finishing his homework.

Person1:OMG the mars water fish is raiding the earth to day!1!1!1!1
Person2:Fr? Tell him to finish his homework first!
Person1:ye LMAFO

by nerd228922114514 June 9, 2023

white water rafting

When a woman of color (Usually african american) falls in love with, dates and/or has sexual relations with a white man.

Halle Barry and Billy Bob Thornton in the movie "Monster's Ball" is a perfect example of White water Rafting

by Aaron Jumpp November 11, 2007

water polo suit

A Speedo so inconceivably minuscule as to ensure that the only thing holding this suit up is your penis. Visible ass crack is required when wearing a properly fitted water polo suit. No crack- no friends. No joke, if you are not presenting at least the first inch of your ass crack to the boisterous crowd of mothers and high-stung fathers, you WILL be ostracized by your team mates.

Bro, you're water polo suit is too big. Where is your ass crack?

by RiceKrispies November 16, 2013

Water on the Dick Head

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.

"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."

by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003

Jamaican Water Fountain

When a man is receiving oral sex, he proceeds to look down and yell "hey man" in a deeply Jamaican accent. At this point, the girl looks up in confusion. This is where the man takes out his dick, slaps her in the face with it, then pisses on her face and walks out.

I was giving this guy head and thought he enjoyed it before he pulled a Jamaican Water Fountain.

by shuntman April 15, 2009

water buffalo

Inept computer user, inexperienced computer user

that water buffalo hits cntrl alt del to start their computer

by ant September 14, 2004

spring water vag

A vagina so fresh and so clean that it reminds you of glacial spring water. The differentiating factor between a clean vagina and a spring water vag is scent; a spring water vag has absolutely no odor where as a clean vagina has a very faint aroma of femininity (i.e. fish). Spring water vag cannot be obtained by cleansing - no amount of douching can return a seasoned vagina to the unadulterated state of spring water vag.

“Yo dude, what happened to you at the party last night?”

“Oh, I snuck out early with this hot little slut. She had the best spring water vag ever! I went to town for hours and not even the slightest off scent! Smell my hand! What do you smell? Nothing! She had the cleanest puss I ever tasted.”

by romeojul October 14, 2011