Yoshi Punch

The act of surprising someone by shoving your tongue in their butthole unexpectedly whilst making the famous yoshi cry

Due to James always sleeping naked, Emma decided to Yoshi Punch him to wake him up

by Pingu Surfer August 29, 2019

Whore punch

A test for STD's not HIV/AIDS, a long q-tip looking thing is pushed up the hole at the tip of your penis and moved around, hurts alot, much like being punched in the stomach.

I banged a hooker, I have to go get whore punched now.

Jack-"Dude did you see that girl I slept with?"
James-"Yeah you might have something"
Jack-"NO, I don't wanna get whore punched to find out, I'd rather not know"

by Tyler J a February 23, 2009

Trunk Punch

Verb for anal sex. Pretty self-explanatory.

I trunk punched Emily last weekend.

by Jhay73 November 12, 2011

Ball Punch

when a women gets mad and threatens to amputate your ball sack

man - men are better than women
women - be careful what you say, I will ball punch you

by Ball Punch May 24, 2018

ego punch

Ego punch is like a punch to the dick or tit, but to your ego. Hurts like a sumbitch!!

Chester is the man, always dressed to kill! Although he never quite recovered from that ego punch when he was savagely roasted for wearing fake Yeezy's.

by Kaypeedubya June 22, 2017

Punch it like Bob

"When reality gets in the way of pretentious bull-shit, but you still want to push your agenda in".
Some bloke down-under didn't like much about his heritage being brought up when he wants to show that he's something else altogether. When questioned, the angry old bloke offered a punch to the person who asked. So let this be known forever as punch it like Bob.

Guy 1: Oh yah, punch it like Bob, mate!
Guy 2: Who are you cheering?
Guy1: Nah, I'm looking at that guy over there. He's sitting in the business class with an economy tickets and shouting at the cabin crew for asking him to leave.
Guy 2: Maybe his seat is next to the toilet.

by FallenV August 29, 2025

Punched in the face

Did Emma get punched in the face!? Ha! Is there a video of that!?

Hym "When did you get punched in the face!? What did you say immediately before getting punched in the face?"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024