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dutchman's pipe 

1. slang for a penis
2. name given to an act of sexual deviancy in which a man receives fellatio in a meat locker or some other walk-in freezer, and upon climax, ejaculates onto the face of the fellationer, just above the upper lip, resembling a steaming mustache
Dude, I got the bartender from the restaurant to give me the Dutchman's Pipe in the cold storage room last night!
dutchman's pipe by Juanito Parres December 9, 2008
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Double pipe classic 

Three gay dudes with one in the middle and the other two with their dicks in his ass and down his throat
I found my sister fapping to a double pipe classic on her phone
a jerkface who is conceded and rude. she isnt nice and she is never nice nor helpful. you cannot trust a Piper she will let you down. She isnt funny and loves to Be with Aundrea's but cant be one. Even though she wants 2 be.
Aundrea: hey I am having a bad day someone was very rude to me
Elizaberth: was it a Piper
Aundrea: ya!
Piper by marcalene220 October 27, 2011
Taking a crap, a big coil of crap.
That BUFF dude eats constantly, he must lay some serious pipe.
Pipe by jlbucket April 19, 2008

Alaskan pipeline 

The act of taking a dump in a used condom, putting it in the freezer and then using it to masturbate your significant other. Invented by Nick F. sometime in March 2014.
I heard Nick gave Alaskan pipeline to Lauren
Alaskan pipeline by Alpinenigga April 12, 2014
The best hockey player in the history of history.
Flurry goal scored by # 66 -- Piiipes! His 297th of the season...assist to #54, Jason Doing...assist to #80, Blickon Slotty!
pipes by s. neckar May 5, 2003