pasturized milk

The sweet liquid-byproduct of free-range grass-fed cows.

Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019

Milk Dealer

A gay man who sells his own semen, usually to be drunken.

Bro my Milk Dealer has some fire semen in stock right now.

by lil benzo October 19, 2020

Milk Stick

A penis

I would ride Lebron’s milk stick all night long.

by Sly Cat Stephen June 2, 2022

Butterfly Milk

The force an individual to ejaculate against his will or control by riding his phallus using only lower body motion.

"I can normally control my flow, but she butterfly milked the cum right out of me." - Seth

by ImRealIThink July 23, 2022

Milk man

Ted nivison. Milkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilk

Person 1: did you watch milk mans new video
Person 2: who?
Person 3: ted idiot.

by Alastair2828 May 24, 2021

The Milk Jug Fairy

A fairy who steals your milk in your sleep. Later to be returned with a special gift.

"My milk is missing!" "The milk jug fairy must have made a visit"

by Abterfuge234x October 5, 2023

Milk

The thing your dad never came back with.

Dad! Go buy some milk!

by MeepMeeps2 May 14, 2022