Josh

A dumbass fucktard pug. Oh and dyslexic.

Josh is a pug.

by Josh is a pug December 3, 2017

Joshing Up

To flake coming to an event or social gathering.

Damn Kevin keeps joshing up.

by Martymcly13 November 5, 2016

Josh nutter

This is a sexy specimen and should be worshiped by all. He is often found in his natural habitat of greggs and eating his native food of steak bakes.

Oh look, it is the sexy josh nutter eating a steak bake in greggs.

by Walkerboi November 16, 2020

Josh Irvine

A famous pigeon from Northern Ireland who is famous for being half human

Josh Irvine fucked a goat

by Matty_meme_man December 18, 2019

Josh

Josh is awash with talent, bravery, beauty, intelligence, and heart. He is the best listener. His mindfulness makes you wonder what intimacy with him would be like. You will want Josh to be your knight in shining armor. The lesson being that you save yourself before you can be with Josh. That he has a lot of responsibility that you shouldn’t add to but rather help make his load lighter and be free together.

He will feel familiar. An old soul. You will be your most at ease with Josh. You will want all of Josh’s dreams to come true, provided he is dreaming from a place where he knows his own brilliant light is priceless.

If you never see Josh again, know that all is well with him and with you.

Josh, the perfect BFF.

Josh is in high demand with the ladies.

Josh, do you see that you are the pearl in the lion’s den?

by #3333 May 20, 2019

Joshing

Its like "Im joking" but cooler
Im joshing

Bro stop joshing
I didnt touch your cousin im joshing with you.

by Sour Hayden May 25, 2021

Josh

Josh(s) are usually very small, send you lots of memes and probably sit beside you in your geography classes in school, Josh(s) usually go for Evas, Millies or Cadhlas. There best friend is probably Daniel or a R name like Reuben or Ronan. Josh(s) think there hard but you know you could easily grab them and throw them against the wall. But, Josh(s) usually have cool long hair, sometimes messy

Megan: you know Josh?
Lilly: Yes
Megan: Don't you think you could grab Josh by his long locks and throw him at the wall?
Lilly: YESSSSS

by ToyStoryTurtle October 16, 2019