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hot pockets

the thing that got ruined due to the recipe being constantly changed.
P1: hey do you have any good hot pockets?
P2: no, somehow they're changing along with the other ones.
by yardardar April 1, 2021
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Shoulder Pocket

A shoulder pocket is a hole formed by the meeting of your collarbone and your shoulder. The shoulder pocket is important when identifying a potential mate, for the obvious benefit of being able to hold snacks for after-coitus hunger.
Omg Mariah, Jon has the BEST shoulder pockets. I am gonna marry that mutha fucka.
by KoeiLovesJonsShoulderPockets August 24, 2018
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Pocket Reverse

That one UNO Reverse you kept in your wallet, purse, pocket, etc... Just in case someone insults you or anything you are not hapy with.
Didn’t know you had a Pocket Reverse. *sigh*
by Puffsie<3 November 11, 2022
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Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"
by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016
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lobster pocket

Where your thighs and genitals turn bright red from long sustained exposure to EXTREME heat.
The last 2 weeks in India had temperatures around 114-117 degrees. I was outside for most of the day every day and it didn’t take long for the heat to give me a real lobster pocket!
by ScottSquatch June 11, 2022
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Hot Pocket Explosion

when a girl cums and squirts at the same time
last night i gave my girl hot pocket explosion. she couldn't walk for weeks
by Kredddd April 20, 2017
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Pork Pocket

When you stab a morbidly obese person, and fuck the stab wound.
He used the body's Pork Pockets to ejaculate in.
by Violet Starfire September 20, 2023
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