1. We are all made of corn
2. our weather is bipolar
3. we have the best rappers
4. ohio doesn't exist
5. We believe in the bible
6.but worship Lord David herman
7. We have the most corn
8.ohio is the true area 51
2. our weather is bipolar
3. we have the best rappers
4. ohio doesn't exist
5. We believe in the bible
6.but worship Lord David herman
7. We have the most corn
8.ohio is the true area 51
People of Ohio are false
by Foreignwar March 31, 2023
You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?
1: No man, what happened?
Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.
1: Damn, I missed my chance then.
Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
1: No man, what happened?
Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.
1: Damn, I missed my chance then.
Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
by ShortPeopleArmy September 08, 2021
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People glorifying surprise reveals in the United States of America
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 23, 2025
A bunch of dirty hairy tramps with hairy vaginas are a bunch of filthy pedophile pricks that stink of shit and often wear glasses because their knobs.
by English are trannys December 16, 2021
The greatest song of all time and the anthem of manletism. The legendary first song of Randy Newman's aptly named and superlative 1977 album Little Criminals. This musical masterpiece catapulted the already illustrious Newman to well-deserved international fame and fortune and cemented his status as an absolute legend of the entertainment industry. Short People has blessed the six-foot tall Randy Newman with a fanatical following of rabid manlet fanboys who delight in the fact that Saint Newman, as they affectionately call him, lives a luxurious lifestyle and will undoubtedly enjoy a kingly retirement ascribable to the magnificent song that has enriched their lowly lives so much.
Did you know that Short People was a smash hit on the radio, reaching its zenith at number two of the Billboard Hot 100 for three consecutive weeks? Imagine being a silly, little manlet boy driving to work with Short People constantly playing on the radio and everybody at work laughing at you. Manlets BTFO. Short people got nobody. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
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