green dick

A male that get's an unknown std, or a combination of STD's.

That bitch gave me green dick

by RKTrueluck August 7, 2004

Daddy Dick

Made famous by the movie Baby Boy, staring Tyrese Gibson, Ving Rhames, Snoop Dogg, and Omar Gooding.

Jody: You love that daddy dick?

Yvette: OH MY GOD... I LOVE THAT DADDY DICK!!!!!!

Jody: Yea girl you love that daddy dick.

by bigg rawb May 30, 2008

Dirty dick

When you are playing fortnite and eating laxative gummy‘s and right before you get the win you shit your self while yelling oh fuck

Rob pulled a dirty dick last night

by Fortnite border control January 6, 2021

string dick

A really thin dick or cock. More flacid than a needle dick.

The sorority girls laughed at their friends surprising post date story about the drunk jock's pathetic string dick.

by Sauceman January 21, 2005

Sloppy Dick

when a guy is so drunk his fucking performance is sloppy, and he can't perform. Even worse - he doesn't realize it!

girl - 'fuck me babe, fuck me!'
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick

by fcgilf September 22, 2008

Dick-knocker

1. A complete moron.

2. One who frustrates others, male or female

You smashed my car you dick knocker

by Benjamin Llama August 14, 2005

Acorn Dick

When a dick has no shaft, only a tip

It is extremely difficult to masturbate with an acorn dick. what do you do, stroke it with two fingers?

by wiggly dick December 24, 2014