cheddary crack

Where you do not clean your Anus for around a month, a crispy cheese dip type substance oozes from the bovril starfish

After a month of travelling, my cheddary crack is leaking

by Brad and eddie September 7, 2016

crack advice

Poor or otherwise reluctant advice.

Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.

by horuntori September 1, 2016

Crack & Sack

Using the drug ice and having sex

me abd the mrs are having Crack & Sack all tonight

by mzyv June 11, 2016

Cracked

A huge hit in football

Get cracked bitch

by Kustoo June 4, 2016

crack one

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."

by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016

sandy crack

When you are at a place with lots of sand and it gets in your ass crack.

Dude! I got a sandy crack while at the beach!

by [e-mail] May 11, 2016

Crack baby

Isaiah

Isaiah is a crack baby

by Real dictionary . Com June 22, 2016