Bum

Always being lazy and looking lazy by wearing something so comfy and having messy hair

Lesslie looks like a bum today

by Justtellingfacts December 15, 2018

Bum Terrors

Explosive diarrhea

Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I gots the bum terrors somethin' aweful!!

Did you get the bum terrors after that meal last night? I fucking hope you did! I didn't even want to eat in that shitbox restaurant!

by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013

Pokey bum wank

When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger

When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank

by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018

bum license

1. A license to panhandle that has to be purchased from a city.
2. Pertaining to new laws in the many cities in the United States that require you to have a license to beg for money.

Ford got his bum license for Cincinnati and put in a frame and hung it on the wall in his living room.
cop: excuse me mr. bum, I need to see your bum license.
bum: "runs away from the cop", stating, "I ain't got one you fuckin' pig.

by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007

pudding bum

An overly obese person. High definition in obesity

Ay that Lauren is a major pudding bum init

by oooochieee April 26, 2021

bum

1. A loser
2. Somebody who won't do a basic thing to stand out in society

Tommy: Alex won't watch football at all, even on Super Bowl Sunday
Daniel: Whatta bum

by Shecallmemrboombastic July 28, 2019

Bum

Common phrase used to describe a beautiful lady.

John: hey look at that lady what a bum ;)
Derek: yeah she’s definitely a bum I’d give it to her

by Butthole27484 June 25, 2019