The Brown farmer

When you tie up your old cow in the pasture ,bend your girl over it, eat her ass, then fuck her with the rest of the herd watching.

I preformed The brown farmer on my old lady in broad daylight, needless to say the neighbors weren’t happy!

by Yetiarms April 13, 2022

MIKE BROWN

CUTEST MAN I'VE EVER SEEN AND WILL TEAR APART ANY MAN OR WOMEN'S ASSHOLE WITH HIS MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

MIKE BROWN: YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?

Random Girl: I CAN'T TAKE UR MASSIVE COCK :(
Random Boy: I WOULD LOVE TO BUT I DONT THINK IT WOULD FIT IN MY ASS :(

by NIKelyf45 April 20, 2022

Josh Brown

Professional simp and is one of the best imposters to exist. Would never get caught out and is overall a good lad.

How ‘Josh Brown’ can be used:

• Josh Brown is a simp
• Josh Brown is a cracking Impostor on Among Us
• Nothing else to say about Josh Brown, pretty boring character ngl.

by THE ONLY REASON WHY WE CAN’T November 9, 2020

Business Brown

When you work hourly and take a shit without clocking out.

Yo, I heard that Gavin got fired for his daily Business Browns.

by TheLAMSauce November 30, 2020

Brown cow

You can call someone a brown cow if you hate them. That's because brown cows should be making chocolate milk, but they DON'T. Therefore, they are a SHAME for the society.

"ugh, miss Johnson is a f***** brown cow!! He won't stop giving assignments"

by Wilbur the dog December 11, 2020

Brown Noser

The act of attempting to get on someone’s good side by trying to please them in one way or another. This person will stop at nothing including licking of the actual butt hole (hence the name brown noser)

Alex always called in, and was a bi-polar POS at the work place. He was such a brown noser to Christian (the boss) to make himself look like he was a valuable asset to the business. You could see the shit dripping off his mouth.

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Father Brown

"Father Brown" describes when a person uses an elaborate and complicated explanation for a whodunnit murder when they are the actual murderer.

Robert Wagner 'Father Brown'd his whole side of the Natalie Wood case.

by cosmic_banana December 18, 2020