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Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018

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Tom

The kind of guy that would hook up with chicks then just go straight to the next one. Usually has a massive cock and wants to fuck the shit out of a girls ass, always says "yer harder baby" during intercourse. Can be a whore.

Oh my God did you hear tom fucked the while netball team, it was a reverse gangbang!!

by fucme6376142183128913111231 August 28, 2019

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Tom Holland

An absolute sex bomb that is perfect in every way imaginable. Also the tiniest smol bean to ever walk this planet. Still cute tho. Lives with a Pitt bull that goes by the name Tessa who is the single most precious thing ever. Likes quacksons. Dances to “Umbrealla” by Rihanna in the shower while wearing a wig.

Also he’s Spider-Man “so shut your face”

Example: Tom Holland = perfection

by Cinnamonbeanthethird January 2, 2019

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TOMS

TOMS: triggered old man syndrome

My grumpy old neighbor has TOMS and can’t stop talking about politics.

by Hath74 April 23, 2023

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Tom

Tom the Taurus is a bit of a puzzle piece that is harder to crack than the DaVinci Code. Just when you think you have him figured out, he unveils a little bit of Jekyll mixed with the mood and agenda for the day. He will always be 10 steps ahead of you, leaving u jumping from one foot to the next while your head is spinning. He may love you, he may not. Don’t try to figure it out because you will know what he wants you to know and everything else is classified

If you ever want to work for Central intelligence, make sure you get the handbook written by Tom.

by Kalinetarget1976 July 1, 2022

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