Meat Dragon

A raging, testosterone filled anaconda of a penis

Dude, I was watching game of thrones with my girlfriend, when suddenly my meat dragon starting raging uncontrollably, so my girlfriend had to slay it with her mouth.

by Spinning Hammer Dick April 19, 2014

HORSE MEAT

1.HORSE MEAT is the best band in the whole world.
2.DIE DIE DIE
3.Samara is in the well, and she's gonna eat you, but i love her, and i love vance

I love HORSE MEAT, SAMARA, and, VANCE.

by samara April 18, 2003

meat curtains

Flesh like curtains that dangle from a broad. Typically nice looking and compliment the Vag. Sometimes they disrespect the vag and just look like the bitch stuck two pieces of roast beef on each side of the vag and stapled them there, often causing dick cheese or pusssy-crud to build up behind the lips.
Most prefer it when there is minimall curtains, eaisier to see what kind of equipment your dealing with, and it just kind of blends into the skin, so you dont get scared cuz it looks like her cooter got in a fight with Rocky Balboa.

Holly shit woman! You need to invest in some hedge trimmers and take away them damn meat curtains.

James: So, i was hanging out with Jessica last night and i went down on her and came up with four pieces of raost beef!

Mike: Holly shit man!, i didnt know someone could shed thier meat curtains.

James: No kidding, it looked like a philly chees steak!

by kx3 guy March 24, 2011

chop meat

Taking a shit in a bag, slicing the bag into 4 equal quadrants, and sharing the remainder with your friends.

"Jonny, how about we go chop some meat and then have a feast with all of our friends."

by D'Licious January 21, 2003

hunk of meat

The moldy crap you find in the back of the fridge when you least expect it.

Hey ma, you are such a hunk of meat.

by romo rv September 22, 2006

Meat Popsicle

A mans genitalia; an erect penis being sucked on by a hungry warm mouth.

Last night your mother feasted on my Meat Popsicle and did not waste a drop.

by Wayne O. August 18, 2008

meat drapes

it can be used as a sex partner, a place to drape your meat

my meat drapes is so tender after devirginizing that luscious vagina of hers

by brando davis August 10, 2004