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pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause
'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'
by markfitz June 17, 2013
mugGet the pity tittiesmug.

Poostained titties

When one is having sex with a woman and shits on her tits
Billy:"hey baby I hope you don't mind if I give you poostained titties"
Mary:"what?!"
Billy:*shits all on Marie's titties* "ewww that was mad stanky yo!"
by Smelly weenie jiz June 2, 2019
mugGet the Poostained tittiesmug.

tittied

When one or more person contains or develops titties.
Jacob is tittied.
by anonymous May 10, 2023
mugGet the tittiedmug.

Titty Whisker

The whiskers on your titty
by Smexyphone December 23, 2022
mugGet the Titty Whiskermug.

National grab Tittys day

On October 14, you can go to someone and grab, touch, and poke their tits. Make sure to grab both for a double surprise
“WTF ARE YOU DOING?!”
“What it’s National Grab Tittys day”
“Oh, then go right ahead then”
by Mr.SuperSuperSupermanz October 13, 2022
mugGet the National grab Tittys daymug.
when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos
damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
mugGet the double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000mug.

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