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syrian syndrome

what happens is when your voice is sexy as fuck but your looks are like one look and people want to kill theirselves
that dudes voice was so sexy, but one look at his face made me run. he had syrian syndrome.
by andysss May 1, 2015
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Adam's syndrome

It is a mental situation where you find yourself mad about asian girls and to be seen all the time hanging around them, travelling to Asian countries, following Asian events and eating in Asian restaurants all in hope to hook up Asian girls. The situation said to be started with a famous white tall American biologist from USA by the name of Adam Beal in the 21 century.
White girl 1: look at that white guy hitting on our Chinese friend!
White girl 2: ugh, he's son of bitch, it's Adam's syndrome spreading like fire among them!
by Az28 April 28, 2011
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Turpets Syndrome

When your pet has turrets syndrome like symptoms.
All of a sudden, my dog pulses with a crazy tic like she has Turpets syndrome.
by daisylovescrazy August 12, 2008
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YouTube syndrome

Where people ask for a opinion but denies that and says I do not need to change myself, and feels like they are above viewers
You Tuber: Hey guys and girls I need help what can I do to help my videos
Viewers: You should not be too hyper
YouTuber: That is what I am I am a hyper person (starts crying on camera for views)
This is YouTube syndrome
by WhyteeDan October 13, 2015
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Ophelia Syndrome

What someone has that cannot think for him/herself and is has no original thought, but takes information exactly as its given. Named after the character in William Shakespeare's Hamlet.
So many people these days have the Ophelia Syndrome, taking everything media, parents, peers and the news says as is, and never thinking about it for themselves.
by truddle November 11, 2020
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Dan Syndrome

A Syndrome where I person Get really high scores and the next game/round they completely suck.
" Hey bro I carried last game, but I completely sucked this game. Why??"

"Bro I think you caught the Dan syndrome
by The Urban man13 September 16, 2011
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Aspergers Syndrome

Imagine a tiny mind, half the size of a tic-tac. This pseudo-mind contains all of the ingredients of full-blown intelligence. Then crush that pill up and dissolve it into an Olympic swimming pool.

That is the lot of the average Neurotypical.
Unfortunately, they have not a fraction of the mental wattage to understand something as complex as Aspergers syndrome or Autism, particularly as those 'conditions' generally impart an order of magnitude more intelligence than the average Neurotypical.
Oddly, Neurotypicals can't spell either.

Asperger's is easier to understand in terms of the stupidity of Neurotypicals sometimes:
Basically, some whiny teenage emo outcasts figured out that they could easily fit in with others of their own kind, but only at the expense of being just a teeny bit able to think. Then they started making this bullshit movement for other whiny ~unique~ teenagers to join them. So that they could all meet together on the Internet and have a giant fucking circlejerk about how ''UNIQUE'' and ''MISUNDERSTOOD'' they are. To make themselves feel better they beat up on quiet kids until the parents' complain, but the whiny teens get a few dipshit doctors to vouch for them. Their grammar remains apalling.

Attention-whoring Emo Neurotypical Dickhead: "Fear my Vulcan mind-abilities, puny earthling, for I have Asperger's Syndrome!" - is an exaggeration, amazingly with correct spelling and grammar, but by and large this world was *created* by people with Asperger's/Autism and other genius-generating conditions. And Psycopaths, the homo sapiens' natural internal predator. Neurotypicals really are just the meat and sewerage of the system, they serve no 'central' purpose, but its important for them to believe that they do. Can you honestly imagine a Neurotypical conceiving of 'Courts' or 'Parliament' ? Can you imagine them designing the engineering concepts that go into building a house? A skyscraper? A car? A rocket? An aircraft? Give me a break, there is just no way. These things take a deep, deep ability to abstract. Aspergers Syndrome.
by deathfromabover February 6, 2013
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