coles mud cake

Beauty itself. A rich chocolate cake made out of luxury. Only the finest aussies can eat this. They also are always at at least one of your friends 12th birthday party.

Sam: Dude, I ate at Gordon Ramseys restaurant and I've never eaten anything better. Ever
Billy: Dude wtf.
Sam: What?
Billy: Dude.
Sam: WhAT???
Billy : coles mud cake is waaaay better than anything so shut up and don't talk to me again.

by wacky yo July 29, 2018

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top

I just went to the bathroom and saw someone left a Porcelain Funnel Cake and it smells so bad!

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

Wisconsin Cheese Cake

When your having sex you stuff your girls pussy with cheese, then have sex with her and cum on the cheese that is inside her pussy. You then take it out and you both eat it.

Dude “I made some Wisconsin Cheese Cake with your mom last night, she loved it. We saved some for you.”

Bro “Dude, cmon you know that only I’m aloud to do that to my mom.”

by xxxbigtityfucker69 December 2, 2019

cake cutter carson

A man and a myth. He does not need to look at his cake. He only knows where to cut.

"Woah dude we got cake cutter carson in here"
"How did he do that he didnt even look"

by MemeMakerMario November 6, 2019

Oreo Fruit Cake

When someone is to have two black guys in the front of a white guy and behind the white guy and proceed to fuck him until he is limp and cum is seeping out of him which making it a Oreo fruit cake.

We preformed a Oreo fruit cake on that guy.

by Boopiez April 8, 2023

A slither of cake for jake

When jake gets a slither of cake for his birthday

When jake gets a slither of cake for his birthday
Someone: what did you get for your birthday
Jake: A slither of cake
Friends?? ( people ) ahh Finally A slither of cake for jake

by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 28, 2022

how to make a cake

Something that google doesn't want you to look up. You have to look up cake recipes instead.

"Try words that may appear on the site that you're looking for. For example 'cake recipes' instead of 'how to make a cake'

by Retard_Ryan May 31, 2022