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# top water jig

What one nigger uses to “lure” another nigger at the edge of the bank to get in the water for their annual bath
Tyrone is getting his # top water jig ready for shequeefa
by J_ust telling the truth May 21, 2019
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white water rafting

When a woman of color (Usually african american) falls in love with, dates and/or has sexual relations with a white man.
Halle Barry and Billy Bob Thornton in the movie "Monster's Ball" is a perfect example of White water Rafting
by Aaron Jumpp November 11, 2007
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water polo suit

A Speedo so inconceivably minuscule as to ensure that the only thing holding this suit up is your penis. Visible ass crack is required when wearing a properly fitted water polo suit. No crack- no friends. No joke, if you are not presenting at least the first inch of your ass crack to the boisterous crowd of mothers and high-stung fathers, you WILL be ostracized by your team mates.
Bro, you're water polo suit is too big. Where is your ass crack?
by RiceKrispies November 16, 2013
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Water on the Dick Head

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.
"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."
by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003
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Jamaican Water Fountain

When a man is receiving oral sex, he proceeds to look down and yell "hey man" in a deeply Jamaican accent. At this point, the girl looks up in confusion. This is where the man takes out his dick, slaps her in the face with it, then pisses on her face and walks out.
I was giving this guy head and thought he enjoyed it before he pulled a Jamaican Water Fountain.
by shuntman April 15, 2009
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water buffalo

that water buffalo hits cntrl alt del to start their computer
by ant September 14, 2004
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blue water day

A high holiday rivaling Christmas among military personnel. Used in reference to the period of time after porta-potties have been emptied during which one can maaturbate peacefully unencumbered by the smell of shit and urine.
"Hey bro, pass me December's Penthouse, it's Blue Water Day."
by motoboner May 17, 2014
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