Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

N posting

N posting ( N : /ˈɛn/ ) ( posting : /ˈpoʊstɪŋ/ ) Defines the act of continuously typing the letter N on any platform to another party.

1. "I totally bombed Chiv Hitters's discord N posting and now mods r pissing they pants"

2. "The catastrophic events that followed the battle of Agincourt forced countrymen to N post on the Duke's

ramparts out of sheer desperation

by Randall Laheysson May 9, 2025

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Caiden post

Caiden is a handsome man and awesome husband. But he is also a poopy head. And he seems to think that I have an attitude.

Caiden post is my husband. If he doesn’t listen he’s not let out.

by Mpost May 13, 2025

Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!

Maybe Urban Dictionary is like a woman, except, in reverse...

Hym "Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!"

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Post Consensual

When the sex wasn't initially consensual but afterwards it was Post Consensual

My girlfriend woke me up while playing with me when I was asleep but it was Post Consensual

by Sexy Clint May 18, 2025