Person 1

Whenever people make examples, this is the first person to speak.

Person 1: Oh wait, that's me
Person 2: Duh.

by Whisperon February 20, 2023

Personality

Women will only say they care about this in the hopes that men with not big enough dicks (5 inches) will continue to be nice to them.

I have guy friends that I don't want to know their dicks are too small so I'm going to say I care about personality so i don't offend them and they let me continue being friends with them.

by Hym Iam January 4, 2021

Bigger Person

the person who is more mature than the opposite person, the person who makes more mature decisions.

AKA: Brandon

“Brandon is literally the bigger person”

by yurr_121312312 November 3, 2023

Garlic person

A person who smells really bad.

Do you know John? Yeah he is such a garlic person!

by Bert457 August 12, 2020

Wedding person

A gender neutral and non-binary friendly way of referring to any person in a wedding party.

I am a wedding person.

I want to be referred to as a wedding person, not a bridesmaid nor groomsman.

by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023

Be my personal convenience store

British slang for asking a person to be their prostitute.

Have you ever seen Mira? I asked her to be my personal convenience store and she actually accepted!

by gigachad42069 April 2, 2021

Person 999

Never ever will be used but here.

In the person universe there can only be 999 people

Person 1:hey
Person 2:hi
Person 3:you suk
Person 4:no u

Person 999: Ԁʎƃpʎƃɥɾ˥pƃǝʎƃpɥƎnpqnpɥqɾǝHnǝᴉɥɐspnƃɟʎ

by WOWIE SANS!!!!! January 10, 2023