Potato

What you become when you hit puberty. Godammit.

When I don't wear any makeup, I look like a potato.

by Emimilk July 9, 2018

baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.

If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.

by docbrown3 July 4, 2014

potato salad

when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out

" ay man did you hit last night"
"yeah i gave her the old potato salad"

by anonymous January 28, 2022

potato basket

A basket full of rotten potatoes and fat &@$!*%# cats keep licking it!!!

Ewwwww! A potato basket!

by Poopalotinatheatreandlicking December 20, 2013

Status Potato

An amazing guy whos smart, caring, overstanding, intelligent, wont talk to you he'll just talk to your little dude BUT MOST OF ALL HE WILL ALWAYS TELL U THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO

man 1: hey status you re so kind and caring can you please tell me the status on your potato
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.

by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021

potato

Synonym for chonkers, chubby or chunky.

At 13, this little "potato" is one of the oldest hyrax in the AZA Association of Zoos & Aquariums.

by WicketRock November 12, 2021

ALWAYS EAT POTATOES

a girl says that when they have a friend that has a name named Potato Lord that says "never eat potatoes"

"ALWAYS EAT POTATOES" said Lilly

by FNAF_FAN_AFTON FAMILY May 1, 2021