Potato

A verb (when talking about first person shooters) meaning the action of spraying lead with every intention of hitting you target and missing.

Dude you can't shoot at all, you totally potatoed that!!!

by Sonny Dennis April 7, 2019

Potato

A potato is a little brown plant that comes from the ground. It is eatable and delicious. A potato a day keep all the bad people away. Potatoes are the only perfect food.

I love me some potatoes

by Idoit&shame June 30, 2018

potato-balled

When you get so bamboozled you dont even know what to do with yourself.

Damn bro! That girl saw that magic trick and got potato-balled!

by kite.kite.kowai April 26, 2022

potato

Refers to ones appearance.(Normally a female, specifically a white female)
Specifically referring to when they do not look good, or raw, or "ugly".

"I look so great in this selfie, but in real life I just look like a potato..."

by AlwaysOliver August 2, 2016

Potato King

A amazing friend, I love him so much <3

Potato King looks hot today

by anonymous May 19, 2021

Potato

What you become when you hit puberty. Godammit.

When I don't wear any makeup, I look like a potato.

by Emimilk July 9, 2018

goth potato

A potato that looks like an avocado with wrinkly skin; is known to have severe mental illness and unbalanced levels of serotonin output from the raphe nucleus

“We were picking potatoes and I found one with mental illness. THAT is a GOTH potato.”
— Anonymous

by Nova Xenon Boii January 7, 2018