Seizure Porn

Very low quality streamed video captures, typically of a person or multiple people masturbating on an old school video sharing website. The choppiness and blurry vapor trails create a nauseating strobe-like effect. Very common when live personal video streaming was new, but the technology hadn't caught up yet.
Those boys were sofa king hawt, but Omegle just turned it into seizure porn.
by terrorint March 30, 2025
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Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.
I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.
by Basileusoftheworld December 10, 2015
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mr krabs porn

pornography of character "mr krabs" from spiddle darn squack sack.
"Hey wanna watch mr krabs porn?"
"Yes"
by freshykz July 30, 2022
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Masturbatel Porn

When you watch porn on the tv, then copy or similarly masturbate or touch yourself like the porn actress/actor.
Maia started moaning as she fingered her pussy when on the tv, her favorite porn star Kaylee J fingered herself as well. To Maia’s delight, they both orgasmed at the same time. Boy, did Maia like masturbatel porn.
by KhloeAshton November 24, 2018
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Porn Sexuality

It's when someone has a different sexuality for porn and usually makes someone confused about their sexuality
example: someone who usually dates guys when it comes to relationships, but will usually masturbate to straight porn.
Person 1: Yeah, my porn sexuality makes me really confused.
Person 2: I know your pain.
by Watermelon=Awesome November 14, 2017
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Validation porn

Lazy, shallow, repetitive content or works that only exist to validate the pre-conceived ideals and beliefs of idiots who have radical politics or religious views as their entire personality. Is very low quality and is usually made by bitter, self-obsessed, cynical ideological zombies who use either religion or superficial traits to vindicate themselves of all personal agency.
That breadtuber’s content is just five hours of validation porn.

News outlets these days are just a bunch of validation porn.

Why can’t that loser stop making validation porn and get a real job?
by Magic Squid July 01, 2024
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misfortune porn

porn of the character misfortune. lol
oh look, misfortune has nice knockers

yep she suuuure dus

gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno
by upursm8 February 04, 2020
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