1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn
2. Trap porn
Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."
by Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooop August 9, 2017
Get the Closet pornmug. A politician or president feeding the viewer or supporter the fantasy of a brighter future for America
by HasanTheSmartRetard October 30, 2020
Get the Presidential Pornmug. A spawn of Satan that has enslaved countless individuals. People claim it’s an expression of “healthy sexuality,” but the countless negative side effects prove the contrary. Erectile dysfunction, loss of your dignity, dehumanization of other people, creation of sick fetishes, loss of sleep, depression, destruction of healthy relationships in your life, loss of money, gateway drug to pedophilia and beastiality, enslavement of your body mind and soul. Nothing could possibly be more destructive than this….
Porn is a disease, a modern day epidemic. Everyone you know is addicted to porn. It’s part of the reason everyone wants to commit suicide.
by God_help_me January 6, 2023
Get the Porn.mug. When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.
John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.
by StinkyZ May 24, 2016
Get the Post Porcelain Porn Fountainmug. 
Bing. use the bing. look kid, you're probably really horny rn and can't get any of the good sites because they're blocked. i've been there, whether you're at home or at school. just keep searching, young padawan. you'll find a site eventually. let the horny guide you
alex: hey bro can you tell me where you get "the stuff"
steven: don't worry i gotchu homie all the good porn is on the hub. and google. but just use bing and you'll be ok.
steven: don't worry i gotchu homie all the good porn is on the hub. and google. but just use bing and you'll be ok.
by Whom'st've January 10, 2021
Get the pornmug.