Straights

British, a pack of pre-rolled cigarettes.

Asking a friend who smokes "have you got any straights?"

by Eltuno August 19, 2019

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Straight

A person who acts gay in front of their friends and yet tells he's 'straight'.

"Are you gay?"
"Oh I'm straight 100%"

by anonymous February 4, 2024

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Straight Seat

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.

"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."

by WERQ May 7, 2014

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1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.

1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.

by analectomy January 10, 2010

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