May 25

National give a pretty girl 5 bucks day

Bro 1: dude haven’t you heard it’s the 25th?
Bro 2: dudeee since it’s may 25th, i have to give a pretty girl 5 bucks then
Bro 1: i love you bro
Bro 2: i love you too bro

by SkibidiRizzler69 May 25, 2024

May 14th

The day pretty ass people were born.

Person 1: Hey Ri’s birthday is on May 14th!
Person 2: Wow really? That explains why she’s so mother fucking attractive and beautiful.

by novAsworldd May 6, 2023

may the fourth

on this day, anyone who knows zakwan must give him food. if you're rich, football boots please.

"today is may the fourth! I will give zakwan food!"

by oleinthemud December 3, 2021

May 12th

Send your best friend your boobs

Best friend: Why did you send me your boobs?
Sender: because it’s May 12th and you’re my best friend

by Booby sucker May 12, 2022

may 30

It’s may 30th which means you have to pop a tit out for whoever sent you this.

Me :“Hey sarah do you see what day it is.”
Sarah: “Ugh it’s may 30th, fine here.”

by crvz.z May 30, 2024

May

Its international goods month! This means you get a free nude, boob, pussy, dick, ass, or any other sexual picture of the person of your choosing. If the other person says no they owe the other person either head or 10 suggestive pics of the persons choice. Like cleavage, teases, underwear, or something along those lines.

Friend 1: gimme the titty pick you owe me
Friend 2: what eww no why?
Friend 1:its May
Friend 2: Oh ok that's fine then

by Jackers4758 May 4, 2022

May 13th

Guys show their dicks

Sarah: RYAN YK WHAT DAY IT IS??? IT'S MAY 13TH!!

Ryan: Fine..

(The reason I made this cause guys on here are weird and horny for girls and so I guess its time for them to give back to us)

by Twice_official October 3, 2023