Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011

farmer pants

A Newfoundland term for Overalls or Dungarees, possibly a reference to Jim Lester, owner of Lester’s Farm in St. John’s, Newfoundland and how he always wears overalls when seen in public

Mudder, where’s me farmer pants?
Ol’ Lester is sportin’ ‘is farmer pants.

by spookmullett February 21, 2020

Piggy pants

Derived from the word "smarty pants", used to describe someone who loves food, eats a lot of food, or who is overweight.

You're a real piggy pants.

by TheUrbanUrbanDictionist July 12, 2024

Fancy Pants Manifesto

How Individuality scares those who conform to social norms

Coined in Lemon Demon's song of the same name

"That Person is so Different that it annoys me"
"ugh talk about the Fancy Pants Manifesto"

by Glitchboy24 July 10, 2023

Pig pants

An itch you can’t scratch

Bought myself a hog, had pig pants for a week!

by The dirty N November 22, 2020

Pantelis

A person that is obsessed with redheads and is also pronounced as Auswitchz.

Wx... Enas Pantelis (auswitchz) erxetai...

by RedheadLover123 November 22, 2021

Vancey Pants

An admirer of J. D. Vance

"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025