by steker January 2, 2024

by Jommyg November 29, 2015

A superior race of automobiles from te future.
They go brrrmmm brrrmm.... and cast fear into all who see them.
They go brrrmmm brrrmm.... and cast fear into all who see them.
1: Hey, look..a tiny car
2: Shut up, you balloonadoo!
1: What does that mean?
2: No... if you want to know that, searc it at the stop, ASS HAT.
1: ok
ok ok ok ok ok calm clam. Tiny cars are cool
2: Yeah I know, so?
1: im... just..saying y'know.. they're cool.
$%£$%^£%$%: IM HERE FOR NO REASON
1: GO AWAY
%$£%£$%$"£: NO
2: YES
%%$£%£$^$^%£^^$^$: IM HIS FRIEND
4: WHOARE YOU?
2: I DONT KNOW, WHO ARE YOU?
$"%£$"%$^^$%^%$634u89t748957578976795795: CAPS LOCK IS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2: Shut up, you balloonadoo!
1: What does that mean?
2: No... if you want to know that, searc it at the stop, ASS HAT.
1: ok
ok ok ok ok ok calm clam. Tiny cars are cool
2: Yeah I know, so?
1: im... just..saying y'know.. they're cool.
$%£$%^£%$%: IM HERE FOR NO REASON
1: GO AWAY
%$£%£$%$"£: NO
2: YES
%%$£%£$^$^%£^^$^$: IM HIS FRIEND
4: WHOARE YOU?
2: I DONT KNOW, WHO ARE YOU?
$"%£$"%$^^$%^%$634u89t748957578976795795: CAPS LOCK IS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by Vinegrad smel February 11, 2004

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.
Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023

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by Cranberry69 February 11, 2024

by Sad Boi teen February 8, 2020
