Dragon’s Kiss

After eating spicy noodles, you fart while the fan is on and the smell comes back and kisses you.

I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.

by Bald Ego September 21, 2022

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pussy dragon jujitsu

When an unshaved woman leg locks a man's head as he's eating her out she then rolls over flipping the man on his back and rides his face until she squirts up his nose making her secretions come out the man's mouth.

Last might my girlfriend did the pussy dragon jujitsu to me.

by Pussy dragon jujitsu December 28, 2024

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Dragon Land

A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.

Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"

by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016

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