columbus day

The day that began the 300+ year genocide of Native Americans. A sad day for us.

40,000,000 Native Americans were killed from the 1500's to the mid 1900's.

by Ihsahn November 20, 2004

Red day

A day which you encounter a lot of troublesome things.

I got stepped on my feet this morning and scolded by my boss for no reason... Red day.

by A dying goat August 22, 2017

snow day

the days I look forward to in the winter.

I really hope tomorrow will be a snow day so I can sleep in.

by anonymous7789 August 23, 2011

Lean day

A day spent being productive - but on a moderately or outright unimportant level. A day spent doing laundry or sorting through old bookmarks on your computer.

Matt: Today I did the dishes and sorted through all of my old pictures.
Szalk: Ah, so you had a really lean day today?

by TristyChristy June 12, 2015

Moshe Day

Mosher's Birthday

Happy Moshe Day, ya sloag

by RipRap October 7, 2011

Earth Day

tomedd

"I ship Earth Day!"
"What's Earth Day?"
"TomEdd!"

by SyraTheCommie April 22, 2018

Lollerpendence Day

The day on which the the first usage of the phrase "lol" is celebrated.

Are you having a Lollerpendence Day party?

by anthwi December 14, 2008