stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you

"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."

by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017

Mauritian ice-cream

When you leave work early in spite of having customers to go procreate and eat dhall puri

Raj was going to have Mauritian ice-cream (Raj closed the restaurant early in spite of customers in order to go home and impregant his wife and eat dhall puri)

by John45! October 26, 2020

frozen ice cream

Frozen ice cream is still ice cream as usual but usually frozen ice cream tastes better than normal ice cream

Man 1: frozen ice cream is better than normal ice cream

Man 2: yes you are very right

by Sapphire >3< May 24, 2021

Whipped his cream

To give someone a handjob and make him cum.

David need help this morning, so Marija whipped his cream .

by The Vildanden Rule Maker October 30, 2015

cream stroking 2 pie

When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole

Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks

by True viking king February 15, 2023

Arabic Cream Cheese

Arabic Cream cheese means a person who is above average in most positive things

You are very Arabic Cream Cheese, dude!

by chill64 September 01, 2024

Ice Cream Bars

Easy bars that anybody can spit. Mainly used by those who claim they got "bars".

Man, get outta here with them weak ass ice cream bars bro.

by TWROPE March 10, 2015