A Kansas city shuffle is the action of taking one's identity and getting rid of that person who now has your identity. So basically your old identity is dead and there is a body to prove it, but you continue living your life as someone else.
You owe bad people money. You take someone else's identity and live a new life by moving elsewhere. You kill the other guy and leave the corpse in your own appartement a bit disfigured with your own IDs. Everyone will believe you got killed and your own identity stops here.
thats a kansas city shuffle!
thats a kansas city shuffle!
by kingbernie August 21, 2010
Get the Kansas city shufflemug. A badass little town in southern Tennessee. Know for the famous shoals creek canoe run and parties and bonfires. Its about the only place where there isnt a single black person probably because of all of the rednecks, country folks and cowboys and its one of the few places that people still fly confederate flags on their trucks. Its also one of the few places that people still run and brew moonshine and if you get caught you can buy your way out with the sherrif. You can drive down the road and see a 69' dodge charger painted like the General Lee and drive another mile and see a brand new mustang shelby although most of the people drive badass jacked up trucks with mud tires. Its a pretty cool place to live
by tthat guyy October 13, 2011
Get the Iron City, TNmug. 1. (Adj) The art of playing baseball while acting like a complete douche bag. Often shortened and used as "acting like a Royal."
2. The act of flexing your muscles and or touching your forearms after hitting a broken bat single or bullshit infield single.
3. Being a pitch runner that talks so much crap that you think your an NFL corner back.
4. Scoring a run off of 2 infield hits.
5. Generally sucking for 231 years, getting lucky for two weeks, then talking trash like you actually matter.
6. Being a fat ass with BBQ stains on your shirt
2. The act of flexing your muscles and or touching your forearms after hitting a broken bat single or bullshit infield single.
3. Being a pitch runner that talks so much crap that you think your an NFL corner back.
4. Scoring a run off of 2 infield hits.
5. Generally sucking for 231 years, getting lucky for two weeks, then talking trash like you actually matter.
6. Being a fat ass with BBQ stains on your shirt
1. You play softball like a Kansas City Royal.
2. "I promise to poke my own eyes out if I have to watch Eric Hosmer act like a Royal on first base."
3. Quit acting like a royal! You can't hit and you talk crap like you Richard Sherman.
4. Somehow, by the luck of George Brett, you scored a run off of 2 infield hits. Stop talking crap.
5. The Kansas City Royals are just acting like the pathetic children we knew they were.
6. Hey Royal! Change your shirt you slob. Andy Reid would be ashamed of your slovenly appearance.
2. "I promise to poke my own eyes out if I have to watch Eric Hosmer act like a Royal on first base."
3. Quit acting like a royal! You can't hit and you talk crap like you Richard Sherman.
4. Somehow, by the luck of George Brett, you scored a run off of 2 infield hits. Stop talking crap.
5. The Kansas City Royals are just acting like the pathetic children we knew they were.
6. Hey Royal! Change your shirt you slob. Andy Reid would be ashamed of your slovenly appearance.
by Ihateeveryoneincludingyou October 17, 2014
Get the Kansas City Royalsmug. "Joanne, where are you and Ralph right now?"
"we're volunteering at the city of sugar land."
"oooo a d8!!"
"we're volunteering at the city of sugar land."
"oooo a d8!!"
by jonvesguerra June 25, 2018
Get the city of sugar landmug. by Extrabitchypuddin August 21, 2016
Get the granite city speedballmug. Small city located an hour away from Pittsburgh. Licoln Jr./Sr. High school is where everyone goes from 7th grade to 12th grade. Has 3 elemantry schools, one that would make it for was recently shut down. Has one bar located closely to Ellport. And one bar around main street. Many resteraunts. Heavy Itilian population. Holy Redemer is a "private" school where there are uniforms and one nun teacher. Homes in nice places such as Ewing park, Walnut Drive, and Meadowridge Estates.
Person 1: This place is small
Person 2: Ya, but everyone helps each other out.
Person 1: True. The school district is better than Riverside
Person 2: See, Ellwood City, Pa is amazing
Person 2: Ya, but everyone helps each other out.
Person 1: True. The school district is better than Riverside
Person 2: See, Ellwood City, Pa is amazing
by Ellwood Expert 101 December 3, 2011
Get the Ellwood City, Pamug. "I will rock your shit, pillage your village AND wreck your city"
"Look at the booty on that blondie, I'd wreck her city any day."
"Look at the booty on that blondie, I'd wreck her city any day."
by kelseileensims December 29, 2008
Get the wreck your citymug.