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Maddy and Chris

Maddy and Chris are perfect together! If you know a Maddy and Chris, pair them. Chances are they are the perfect match! 😍
Maddy and Chris are perfect together

cute with chris

A very popular and hilarious internet show written, directed and performed by Chris Leavins, occasionally with lines by his co-host (title under revision) Colty the Plastic Horse. New shows are posted weekly and include dissing, PWNing, and polls on who is the cutest. Cute With Chris has the power to change lives and kill dreams.
Popular phrases include "all your dreams are dead" and "suck it, Tonya." For many fans, words cannot describe. For an accurate portrayal, WATCH THE FREAKIN' SHOW YOU LAZY.
"Jake, did you watch the new cute with chris yet?"
"Yeah, he put my dog in the CWC cutedown!"
cute with chris by Cat Anne June 11, 2008

The Chris Pill 

Reject normality, return to Chris. To understand the Chris Pill, one must understand the mentality of Chris.

Accross the globe, there is a prestige that comes with being Chris. A mindset, a path and a state of being. Every Chris is separate and unique, but every Chris is one. The name of Chris is a powerful blessing and must be used well.

Chris is a being of chaos and serenity, foolhardy, but wise, eccentric and proud of it. Capable of all extremes in all facets of life, the only thing you can expect from a Chris is to do something so unexpected, that you can only sigh or chuckle and remark, "That is such a Chris thing to do/say, I expected nothing less."

To take the Chris Pill is to pull apart the veil of humanity, of normality and transcend to a state of Chris. A Chris takes this pill as they are named, blessed and forever marked with the Covenant of Chris. But others may take the Chris Pill. When a non-Chris is faced with a choice and they cannot find the answer within themselves, look aside. Consider your closest Chris, a friend, a relative or a celebrity Chris and let their power posses you. Make the choice a Chris would make, let your inner Chris take control and become one with the Chris network. You'll feel greater clarity than you have ever felt before. You will make a decision. Not always the right decision, but it will be a Chris decision.

Take the Chris Pill, embrace Chris, and even if you are not a true Chris, some of the power of Chris will be with you.
Non-Chris, "I'm feeling really anxious about this decision. What would Chris do?"

Cosmic spirit of Chris, "Take the Chris Pill, everything shall be clear to you."
Non-Chris (in Chris form), "Yes! It all makes sense now! The pineapple! The Cheesecake! The boat!"

hurricane chris 

a low class rapper that is a disgrace to rap music made a catchy tune named a bay bay but his lyrics arent good in any way ! disgrace to rap! remix featured some great rappers such as the game and jadakiss that made it sound better but hurrican chris was really not good in it
hurricane chris a bay bay a bay bay!
hurricane chris by TMK August 4, 2007

Im gonna chris brown you

Beating up a girl after finding out she gave you an std.
Im gonna chris brown you like he did to rihanna.